Saturday, March 26, 2016

JOB WELL DONE

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

You are great with the reviews of Woman on the Verge of Puberty Ecstasy Slut Shaming Paradise by Robyn Alana Engel, my new partner in hilariousness.

Robyn wants fifty reviews on Amazon so Jeff Bezos will promote her book. He promised to do it himself. I asked him. He capitulated after a nice blow job (notice I never said I provided the BJ). If he doesn't come through with the promotion, we'll never shop on Amazon again.

That oughta scare him.

Here's the big news: Robyn is up to forty-eight reviews.

And more reviews are coming in.

Robyn will give you a copy of Woman on the Verge of losing her virginity Paradise in exchange for an honest review posted on Amazon.

You can find Robyn at her adorable blog, Life By Chocolate. Click on the link, if you dare, and request a book.

Thank you for making Robyn's dream come true.

I wish you a blessed Easter.


Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug

6 comments:

  1. Nice blow job? Sounds redundant.

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    1. I guess so, thought I've heard that some blowers are a little too violent and prone to biting.

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  2. DO IT PEOPLE! REVIEW IT! It only takes but a moment but could really help out a great person. I did it, and I'm terminally lazy. So you can too!

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    1. I hate pickles, but I love you. You are always willing to help.

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